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A guy building a table is a cooking show for termites. -MH

Drive thru windows at fast food restaurants offer amazingly quick service. Some even advertise 30 seconds or less. Eventually, you’ll pull up to order but feel full before you have a chance to roll down your window. -MH

I remixed a remix and it was back to normal. -MH

You want some cereal?
I can’t drink milk.
Use a fork. -MH
GINSU GOLD: IT’S THE ONLY KNIFE YOU’LL EVER NEED, BUT THEN THEY THROW IN 12 MORE KNIVES.

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS BECAUSE THEN I DON’T HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE WHO I AM, I JUST HAVE TO CONFIRM IT.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN JESUS WANTED TO SWIM?

SHE CALLS AND ACCUSES ME OF BEING ON A DRUG BUT IT’S THE WRONG DRUG.